Academy Awards Fashion Includes Nods to Starship Enterprise and Easter Bunny

Well, the results are in and the competition was tough. So tough it’s a three-way tie. The theme of the 83rd Annual Academy Awards Red Carpet Show was Aliens, The Easter Bunny and Table Cloth. On February 27, 2011, Gwyneth Paltrow landed in Los Angeles, California from outer space, in a long silver space suit designed by Calvin Klein. When the hosts at E! News asked Paltrow who designed her dress, I was just glad she didn’t respond with, “Aliens,” because we all know how hard it is to get those celebrity red-carpet knock-offs for our own night-out-on-the-town. Dear God, Italy is far enough to go for a good imitation Versace gown. It’s good to know that while Calvin Klein may work for NASA he also works on planet earth.

Nicole Kidman claims to have arrived from Australia; however her strapless, form-fitting white evening gown was encrusted with moon dust and a V-neck. While designed by Christian Dior and for the red carpet, it was clearly a nod to the very first Star Trek. But the number one Starship Enterprise fact every Trekker and Vulcan should know is that V-necks are not for the waist or the red carpet, but rather, the neck, as its title clearly implies.

Cate Blanchett, while she did not arrive on the same space ship as Gwyneth Paltrow or Nicole Kidman, was still transported to the red carpet from the future—Easter. Probably inspired by the giant egg Lady Gaga wore at the Grammy’s earlier this year, Blanchett’s Givenchy Couture was a tribute to Peter Rabbit as it included a violet purple rabbit hole on her chest, punctuated by yellow M&Ms across her back, so that kids everywhere—from outer space as well as the planet earth—could find her while on an Easter Egg hunt. To respect the Easter Spring theme, Hillary Swank showed up as Big Bird in the color gray. Her Gucci Premiere Couture gown was donned with feathers around her legs, ankles, and nowhere else. Perhaps Big Bird sheds during this time of year instead, I don’t know. You’d need to get with Gucci for further details.

There were a couple of stars who did not hail from outer space or the future this evening, but rather the present as they were spotted rummaging through my dining room earlier today. Scarlett Johansson’s lacy, flowered see-through Dolce & Gabbana gown is a memoriam to my great-grandmother’s nineteenth-century table cloth—before it was dipped in the color fuchsia. I couldn’t have picked a more beautiful girl than Johansson to carry on my great-grandmother’s memory, except for Natalie Portman, who was wearing purple tassels from the holiday curtains that go with the table cloth. Portman swears that the earrings are from Tiffany & Co, but since diamonds remain to be seen on her ears I’m going to have to call bull-shit on that one. Sorry Natalie.

Those were the highlights of this year’s 83rd Annual Academy Awards Red Carpet Show. Looking forward to next year!

The above photo attributed to Roobee’s Photostream. Check out more of the above mentioned red carpet fashion at Flickr.

How The Devil Wears Prada Brought Fashion to the Rest of Us

In 2006, David Frankel directed The Devil Wears Prada, a film that coincidentally became an overnight success. Based on the 2003 New York Times best-selling book of the same name by Lauren Weisberger—arguably one of the best representations of the Chick-Lit genre—the film became a smash hit for a variety of reasons, but one in particular: it finally explained fashion to the rest of us, those outside the elaborate and expensive fantasy, while also inviting us to participate. Not only did Andrea Sachs evolve from the ignorant and unresourceful bystander to Fifth-Avenue fashionista, so did we. The storyline also portrayed two opposing males juxtaposed to Andrea’s world, pulling in our boyfriends, who noticeably began wearing darker fitted jeans, sexier cologne, and tight Calvin Klein underwear like the hot Christian (played by Simon Baker) probably wore once he took off that tiny towel, the morning after.

Before The Devil Wears Prada, fashion might have been synonymous with words like pretentiousness and snobbery, as it was often referred to in eccentric intangibles only an elite group of individuals— rich people—could understand and afford. Now, we all have joined the spectator sport—just Google “fashion over the centuries” or Coco Chanel and you’ll find terms like “modernist philosophy”, Art Noveau and the Victorian Era, while becoming overwhelmed with the history of movements occurring across the globe in urban areas like London, Vienna and New York City. Labels like vintage, and contemporary sums up progressive, and sometimes oppressive, sweeping moments in history, that included Expressionism, Cubism, our dear friend Picasso, World Wars I, and II.

While a few years old now, I mention this film because there were two really great monologues in The Devil Wears Prada that I often think about when referring to and trying to understand this crazy world of postmodern-day fashion. Unfortunately, sometimes these two monologues put me in a humble place and make me think about when I naively moved to Italy—Prada’s heartland—in 2003, and picked up Lauren Weisberger’s book, before it was a famous film. While I was trying to figure out how to live simply and buy affordable meals day-to-day to make my dreams of living in Europe my reality, these monologues made me think about a certain heir that I went to school with who bought a Prada skirts for 600 Euros. How could I be in classes with these people who are not in my class—totally déclassé I wondered? I hated them, and yet, I still wanted a 600 Euro Prada skirt too! Alas, I am only human. Have a look:


Fashion, while it has been here for centuries has finally arrived for the rest of us and we should aim to understand what Miranda Priestly (Meryl Streep) and Nigel (Stanley Tucci) meant with their monologues. Fashion today is absolutely created by “some of the greatest artists of the century,” as Nigel states, however, unlike centuries before, the great artists of our century are including the rest of us as their art can be purchased anywhere from designer boutiques down to the local “Casual Corner,” as Miranda Priestly states, or even online. Similarly, today fashion designers, and great artists are aspiring, friends-next-door, or even wordsmiths—as we often see T-shirts with catchy backwards slogans meant to be read in the mirror.

In the coming weeks we’ll hear from some of these friends-next-door like Gilbert Zarate Jr., a local graphic designer turned artist who’s featuring his own designs on American Apparel Tees, and Jonathan de la Garza, a successful broker/realtor whose Positive Pins are showing up on CEOs around town.

Photo by: Vancity Allie

Check Out My New Fashion Blog, "Fashionation," at the San Antonio Current

Fashionation: Fashion for the Fashionable and The Fashionably Challenged

When I wake up every morning and walk over to my closet, I often think, “What do I want to say about myself today?” and then I begin to craft my story around that thought while rummaging through my wardrobe and favorite accessories. After all, fashion is not just a passion; it is a lifestyle that tells a story about ourselves, from something as ubiquitous as what kind of coffee we drink, to something as controversial as what kind of politics we practice. However, just as clothes need to be taken in for a hem or alteration from time to time, our knowledge about fashion needs the same courtesy and adjustments. After all, we wouldn’t wear a sweater we purchased in the tenth grade, or a cocktail dress we bought for a summer wedding five years ago.

While some may have more resources to work with than us, that doesn’t mean we can’t be just as creative — and that’s where Fashionation comes in. Fashionation, for the fashionable and fashionably challenged, will include a bit of everything: stories on local designers, fashion shows, events, etc., as well as musings on national and international inspirations. Oh, and I will absolutely not pass up the opportunity to write snarky stories about locals who are obviously getting dressed in the dark — i.e. buying groceries in house slippers. So keep an eye out for the “You Look Stupid” articles as well.

So now this is the part about where I tell you how fabulous I am and how knowledgeable I am about fashion so you take my advice and bookmark this blog: Desiree Prieto began her career in international tourism, writing destination descriptions and reports on luxurious Europe, featuring five-star hotels, hidden gems, and world-renowned Michelin restaurants. She spent her twenties living in Rome, London, and Chicago, where she also wrote for various publications, including the Emmy Award-winning NBC Chicago Street Team. Fashion is among her favorite beats to cover as she loves attending high-profile runway shows during fashion week, meeting celebs, and buying the best of Zara and H&M in Europe before they hit the shelves in the United States. Desiree’s favorite colors to wear are red and navy blue. Despite her travels, she is an American through and through.